mo-ROW-sis -- (n.) Ridiculously stupid -- a state of immense idiocy. Over the span of our lives, we've all had a moment of morosis --...

WIFF-tee -- (adj.) Eccentrically silly; ditzy, scatterbrained, and unfocused. Wifty folk have a certain magnetism in their madness. If...

rap-SKAHL-yun -- (n.) A rascal ne'er-do-well; an absolute rogue. Why yell "rascal" when you can deploy "RAPSCALLION"? Wordeby's is...

FAWP-doo-dull -- (n.) A fool who is constantly making poor life choices. Well now... we all know a fopdoodle. In fact, we may have been...

LUB-er-wort -- (n.) A lethargic, stupid, fuzzy-minded person. Unfortunately for the world, Lubberworts are quite common; the term...

RAYK-fire -- (n.) A person who overstays his welcome -- staying so long that the fireplace coals have to be raked over to keep the fire...